He is very bad at inventing excuses.

You can continue to innovate and invent.

And I'm not making that stuff up.

You are always making excuses for not doing your share of the work.

We're still inventing, and this is what technology is allowing us to do it's continually to reinvent ourselves.

And young people in brand new cities they're inventing, doing new things, in the south.

And I finally got what's been going on. This is Kernigan and Ritchie inventing UNIX on a PDP.

And now it is systematically lying about the causes of the mess it created and inventing scapegoats.

So I'm listening to all this, you know, and I'm like, is this guy for real? Is he making some of this up?

Indeed lost are they who have killed their children, from folly, without knowledge, and have forbidden that which Allah has provided for them, inventing a lie against Allah.

And say not concerning that which your tongues put forth falsely This is lawful and this is forbidden, so as to invent lies against Allah.

Lost are those who kill their children foolishly, with no basis in knowledge, and forbid what God has provided for them innovations about God.

And do not say of falsehood asserted by your tongues, This is lawful, and this is unlawful, in order to invent lies and attribute them to God.

And do not utter falsehoods by letting your tongues declare This is lawful and That is unlawful, thus fabricating lies against Allah.

They are losers who besottedly have slain their children without knowledge, and have forbidden that which Allah bestowed upon them, inventing a lie against Allah.

And speak not, concerning that which your own tongues qualify (as clean or unclean), the falsehood This is lawful, and this is forbidden, so that ye invent a lie against Allah.

They are certainly losers who slay their children foolishly without knowledge, and forbid what Allah has provided them, fabricating a lie against Allah.

Do not say, asserting falsely with your tongues, This is lawful, and that is unlawful, attributing lies to Allah.

Lost are those who, without knowledge, have foolishly slain their own children and made unlawful that which Allah has provided them, fabricating lies about Allah.

And do not say what your tongues falsely describe 'This is lawful, and that is forbidden' in order to forge a lie about Allah.

Those will have lost who killed their children in foolishness without knowledge and prohibited what Allah had provided for them, inventing untruth about Allah.

And do not say about what your tongues assert of untruth, This is lawful and this is unlawful, to invent falsehood about Allah.

Those who foolishly and ignorantly murdered their children, ascribed falsehood to God and made unlawful what He had given to them for their sustenance, have certainly lost much.

(Unbelievers), do not follow whatever your lying tongues may tell you is lawful or unlawful to invent lies against God.

Do not falsely declare, This is lawful, and this is forbidden, so as to invent a lie against God.

Lost are those who slay their children, from folly, without knowledge, and forbid food which Allah hath provided for them, inventing (lies) against Allah.

But say not for any false thing that your tongues may put forth, This is lawful, and this is forbidden, so as to ascribe false things to Allah.

But before this can happen there must be, as laid down in the PHARE agreement, a constitutional state which honours human rights, with a multi party system, free elections and market economy reforms.

Indeed ruined are those who slay their children out of senseless ignorance and forbid the sustenance which Allah has bestowed upon them, in order to fabricate lies against Allah they have undoubtedly gone astray and not attained the path.

Losers are they who slay their children in folly, without knowledge, and have forbidden what God has provided them, forging against God they have gone astray, and are not right guided.

Surely lost are they who slay their offspring foolishly and without knowledge, and have forbidden that which Allah had provided for them a fabrication against Allah surely they have strayed and have not become guided ones.

Those who slayed their children in folly, without knowledge,. and forbade the sustenance that Allah has provided them, falsely ascribing that to Allah, are utter losers they have gone astray, and are certainly not among those guided to the right way.

They are lost indeed who kill their children foolishly without knowledge, and forbid what Allah has given to them forging a lie against Allah they have indeed gone astray, and they are not the followers of the right course.

Losers indeed are they who kill their children foolishly and without knowledge and declare as forbidden what God has provided for them as sustenance a fabrication against God they have gone astray and have not chosen to be rightly guided.

Do not utter the lies your tongues make up This is lawful, and this is forbidden, in order to impute lies to God for they who impute lies to God will not find fulfilment.

And do not say the lie which your tongues speak This is lawful, and this is forbidden in order to fabricate a lie against Allah indeed those who fabricate lies against Allah will never prosper.

And do not say, as to what your tongues falsely describe, 'This is lawful and this is forbidden, so that you may forge against God falsehood surely those who forge against God falsehood shall not prosper.

And say not concerning that wherein Your togues utter a lie this is lawful, and this is unlawful, that ye may fabricate a lie againt Allah, verily those who fabricate lie against Allah shall not fare well.

And, for what your tongues describe, do not utter the lie, (saying) This is lawful and this is unlawful, in order to forge a lie against Allah surely those who forge the lie against Allah shall not prosper.

The wackiest plan and I'm not making this up would put what is essentially a garden hose 18 and a half miles high into the sky, suspended by balloons, to spew sulfur dioxide.