Life's a funny thing.

Be more funny!

This sentence is funny.

That joke isn't funny.

She has a funny face.

The clown made a funny face.

That's not a very funny story.

Oh, let me kind of tell you a funny little play bit.

Funny pic going around.

Or they believe that their light is funny.

Tom has a funny way of laughing.

He told us such a funny story that we all laughed.

The story was so funny that I split my sides.

The following is a hilarious selection of some of the best ones

I have no cell phone, no showy photos, no funny personality. Just medicaments.

And I think that's the funniest epidemiology joke that you will ever hear.

Everything, I would say. Everything that matters except every thing and except matter.

A loving doe and a graceful deer let her breasts satisfy you at all times. Be captivated always with her love.

Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe let her breasts satisfy thee at all times and be thou ravished always with her love.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful!

That thing.

anything

Knowing is one thing, teaching quite another.

It is one thing to acquire knowledge it is quite another to apply it.

Let's think of something else.

I said, What?

This is a thing already decreed.

It is a matter already decided.'

This has been decreed.'

It is a matter decreed.'

And it is a matter already decreed.'

This is a decree already ordained.

This has been decreed.'

Anything will do.

Do you want something?

We saw something.

Anything will help.

Ask me anything.

I'll pay anything.

Ask us anything.

Let's set it to something else.

Did you see that thing?

A cool thing

Do something else

It's one thing to speak a language teaching it is a whole new ball game.